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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 15:46
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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Next, they tried...
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